Strawberry, Stellai?
(prologue)
Photos originally posted on Facebook
9-11 December 2013



Stellai
Christmas is coming up and Koen told me that he needs me for the annual Christmas card photoshoot. I told him; "No silly Christmas head this time!" and he agreed. He wants to do something with food. I am sóóó excited. It will be the first time that he will let me eat something

Koen
Not so fast! I told you that I am thinking about it! I am still in doubt because of the mess that I can expect

Marko
Hey Koen, I'll take care of the fruit! How about bananas?

Stellai
Wow, this is awsome! Thanks Marko, I do hope that this is not going to be too expensive for you because I might be able to eat even a whole banana!

Stellai
Or should I eat a strawberry? I think I may need your advise on this. Do I need to wash it before eating it?

Lloyd
Stellai, you should pose on top of a pile of strawberries, they would look good next to your everyday outfit.

Stellai
Hey Lloyd, I am going to eat it, not sit on it!

Koen
Stellai, please! Your mouth cannot even contain the size of a peanut. How on earth do you think to eat even a single strawberry?

Stellai
Just like you do. But with small bites, one at a time. How hard can that be!

Marko
I Was thinking of you bathing in fruit,but thats probably my perverse mind!

Stellai
Is it possible to bathe in fruit?? What kind of fruit is that. The fruit Koen always has on the terrasse bowls is very solid. I can see myself bathing while eating, but I Don't see how I can possibly bathe in that!

Marko
U never heard of punch?

Stellai
Never heard of it, but I have looked it up. Found a lot of pics of guys beating each other up and some pics of fruit floating in some kind of liquid. I guess that's where the bathing in fruit comes in? But I am not sure if it is worth it to me to have me beaten up for this.
Any other suggestions?

Lloyd
You could sit on the strawberries, and then eat one. Or maybe that's just too kinky.

Stellai
That sounds like a better plan than that punching idea Marko had. I think I can do that. Can't say that strawberries look very comfortable to sit on, but I will leave it up to Koen to make me a decent chair out of strawberries. I also should get a fork and knife, don't you think? And...a Christmas dress?

Lloyd
Hope you get what you want for Christmas, Stellai. Your wish list sounds quite reasonable.

Koen
Thank you Stellai! I am glad to see that you still intent to discuss with me first before you are going to organize this photosession. I thought that I was the one to organize this. But obviously I was mistaken.

Stellai
Hey, no reason to be touchy. I was just investigating and Lloyd was just helping me. But now I have (finally!) got your attention: How about it? Am I going to get a new dress for this Christmas photoshoot, or do I need to make a scene over it?

Koen
Do I have have a choice here? Cannot say that you make it sound like I have a choice!

Stellai
When was the last time you have made me some clothes?

Koen
Ok, ok, no need to bring that up. I will think about it!

Stellai
Don't think too long, big guy, otherwise you may need to find yourself another ScoonimDoll to pose for you!

Marko
Christmas bathing suit and fruit. How about that?

Lloyd
I can't help thinking that anyone who can swing across a room on a grappling hook ought to be able to stitch her own clothes. But then I thought how I'd feel about trying to stitch a pair of pants together with a harpoon. Good luck, Stellai. Koen, why don't you just hot glue some velcro onto a washcloth? It's december, and Stellai is still wearing summer clothes! Are you waiting for her to turn blue? Here's a pattern for a simple cocktail dress, so Stellai doesn't have to worry about her sisters and cousins going out into the world in their birthday suits. You could use a sheet of felt, so you wouldn't have to stitch anything.


Koen
You can put Stellai in a fridge and she won't even blink with her eyes because of the cold!

Stellai
Don't you dare putting me in the fridge!!! And Indeed Lloyd, until Koen has made me a decent needle and scissors I am totally dependent. So thank you so much for your design. I hope that mister lazy here finally understand that it is time for some action!

Koen
Hmm, thanks Lloyd. I think I can make a dress like that. All I need to do is to take a plastic bag and cut some holes in it. The result will be exactly the same!

Stellai
Why do I get the impression that I am getting mocked?!

Koen
Don't worry. I was not mocking you. But Lloyds design may need some more refinement How do you like this:


Stellai
Now that is more like it!! But ... hmm...

Koen
You like it?

Stellai
Is this what the giant female meat-based dolls wear for Christmas?

Koen
Well, it certainly is what human men would like the human ladies to wear for Christmas...

Stellai
Does it has a clamp for my grappling hook?

Koen
It is a dress, Stellai! An elegant long DRESS. It does not have a clamp for your grappling hook. And before you ask: Yes it is sexy and no, you cannot wear it to climb or crawl. Now, do you like it or not!

Stellai
It is not really my style, is it?

Koen
Somehow I doubt that there is even one dress in this world that is your style. But let me put it this way: if we can agree on this dress, we are one step closer to the photoshoot in which you could eat...

Stellai
I suppose that the ... are to represent the 'if not then trouble'?

Koen
I will think about adding a clamp for your grappling hook, okay?

Stellai
Did you know that Starling makes clothing for us normal size dolls?

Koen
Show me!

Marko
Yeah,show us!

Starling
Oh, no, no, I don’t make clothing, I design sets. lol , I’m learning to sew but I can certainly draw clothing designs

Stellai
Thanks for the offer I will definitely keep it in mind. But for now I will have to settle for Koens dress. I don’t have much of a choice. I have seen him already working on it. Sometimes I really feel treated like a little puppet. Hey Koen, why did you even bother asking me?!

Lloyd
It's a much better dress than you'd get from me, Stellai. Not that I think you don't deserve nice clothes, just that Im not that good at sewing. I wonder if you're being overly sensitive, because I don't see how you've been treated like a puppet. Try to understand, we have to look down on you, because if we didn't, we might step on you. That'd be awful. We all love you, and no one wants to see you get hurt.

Stellai
Okay, I may have exaggerated a little about me being treated like a puppet. I’m sorry.

Stellai
So when are we going to do the photoshoot. I am feeling really hungry!

Lloyd
Stellai and Koen having public spats. This is great!

Marko
I told Stellai,but she only wants private chats!

Stellai
I did not! Who told you that? All Koen made me promise was that I would not chat with anybody who did not ask me to become friends first. That promise did not exclude public chats. I would never have agreed on that!!!!!

Lloyd
Stellai, your strong personality enlivens us all. But, please take it easy on Koen. Just because he made you, that doesn't mean he is God.

Stellai
He is not God. We already had that discussion. He seems to think that he is some kind of puppeteer and that I am his puppet. It is all here in my blog. I really tried to get that idea out of his head, but he is really stubborn, you know. You are human right? You would do me a BIG favour if you could talk him out of that puppeteer idea. Maybe he will listen to you.

Lloyd
That's just because he feels so 'connected' to you, Stellai. I really shouldn't get in the middle of this. I don't know either of you well enough to mediate your disputes.

Stellai
Hmm, sounds like an awfully correct political answer. But you are probably right. Would have been nice though to get some support from the other side. Not that I don't consider you to be my friend anymore. It is just that there seems to be a lot you big folks and very very little of us small folks. In fact it is just me here, all alone and I am treaten like a puppet. Are you sure you don't want to talk to him? Please?


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